Freaky Friday Don'ts: Jacket Edition

Hopefully this week has been helpful to you on your eternal quest for the perfect jacket.

There is such an ABUNDANCE of ugly jackets out there, it literally took me like three minutes to round up my losers today.

Ahoy hoy! To match your boat shirt!

Please refer to my father in law awkward moment story. I wonder how many months along she is? Whats that? She's not pregnant. Shoot.

K, It's not like I advocate slutty dressing, but come on. A nun's habit is more provocative than this. Your chest needs to breathe! Give it some sunlight! Off to the country club!

For those days when you have to host a dinner party OR chop wood. Phew, I'm tired.

Its a gold. leather. jacket. Xenu Xenu.

I actually didn't know there was THIS much burgundy corduroy in exsistence. Even the model has this look like 'What have they put me in this time? I hate my job. Why didn't I take that scholarship to the community college like mom said?"

From the Jerry Seinfeld '89 Fall Collection.

Stay tuned!