The Hard, Dirty Truth

The fact is, you're a mom.

You don't want to look like a mom.

Why?

Because moms wear scary jeans. They have sweaters that co-ordinate with the holidays. Sometimes they wear sweat pants. And not cute Juicy Couture sweatpants, but scary paint-splashed, elastic ankle band, man sweatpants.

And why do moms dress so atrociously? Easy. Because it's comfortable. Because when you're chasing down kids all day, you don't want to worry if you have a visible panty line. You can't carry a small, chic designer purse, and instead are resigned to carrying a veritable trunk of gear that must come everywhere. You have zero -ZERO- time to get ready in the mornings.

But never fear, moms of the world. Unfrumpiness CAN be yours. You don't have to look like a bad SNL skit, I promise!




Work with me here.