Freaky Friday

I just spent the morning at a preschool field trip and I'm happy to announce it was nowhere near as disastrous as the llama farm this year. In fact, the only reason I went today is because the llama farm trip is next and I wanted an excuse to get out of it. The excuse, of course, that I *just* went on a field trip and also llamas are disgusting.

But even though it was at a dentist's office and nowhere near as harrowing as the llama farm, both Andrew and I came home and promptly fell asleep.

Marry me, Fridays.

I am not even kidding you, this is a scarf silk-screened to look like bacon IN THE PACKAGE. I don't know why that concerns me, but it really does. 

And also makes me hungry. 

Oh, so we're just wearing electronics packing foam as accessories now?

Good. I'll tell my husband that when he gets mad at me for putting these on my arms at Home Depot:

(and chasing my kids around saying "I'm a robot! I'm a robot!" He hates it.) 

Easy there, Miama Vice. No one envies your palm tree Instagram swimwear.

Finally! My long search for a change purse that looks like an elephant pooping a toggle is over!! 

 

So... Tinkerbell is teaching Zumba now?

 

Well this is a special top. "Special" in this case meaning "looks like it was made from cinnamon rolls."

 This has nothing to do with fashion, but it made me laugh. I was looking for a biography and stumbled across this, an account of Henry VIII's wives, all told in first-person narratives for kids! Hey kids, wanna learn about how a misogynistic king with a serious god complex cut the heads off of his wives when they didn't give him children while simultaneously sleeping with his mistresses? YAY IT'LL BE FUN!

 I don't always wear zebra shirts, but when I do, I want it to look like they're sniffing my butt.

It's an all-purpose rain boot, beach wear, date sandal running shoe. So no matter what, you're covered.

 Whatever, I actually want this shirt. I'd wear it to blacklight spin class and laugh when it was the only thing anyone could see. 

Well I've successfully sloughed and slept the day away. I might need to do some actual work. Happy weekending, guys!