Freaky Friday

Friday, July 9, 2010

Good morning lovely friends!

Ready for some freakiness? I know I am. A lot of these were reader submissions... keep them coming because they make me happy. Nothing like getting ugly clothes in the inbox.


First, let's start out with what not to wear while traveling. This is my bff Gaga at London Heathrow. Can you imagine how fast this made the metal detector go off? Oh, sorry, that's just the zippers on my leather chaps. Can you hold them for a minute? Also, I can't imagine that mesh (MESH) top was very warm on the drafty airplane. Just once I'd love to see her step off the plane in like, a sweater and flats.

Also... the bandana? What is she, me from 1999?


I had to look at this and rub my eyes with a squeaky cartoon background noise when I saw these. Leggings (strike one) with holes in the knees (strike two) with fug leather peep toe booties (strikes three, four and five.)


These could be, quite possibly, the ugliest shorts I've ever seen. However the description does make note that there's an antique Mexican blanket sewn into them. REALLY!? I would have never noticed!

Nothing says total comfort like jeans underpants. I feel like I know someone with an aversion to real person clothes or common modesty that might wear these as pants..... but I just can't put my finger on who.


Oh yes, just what I need. Cause for someone to tell me I look "beefy" today. PS I would just get hungry every time I looked in the mirror.


I really don't like this dress' demeanor.

FINALLY! Some practical soccer cleats. These will go perfectly with my vuvuzela! (Which, when spelled out looks far too much like the name for reproductive anatomy for my tastes. As in "Yes, you're almost fully dilated, only your vuvuzela is still making me concerned.)

Alright, let's kick off a good weekend here. I'll let you in on a little secret: I've got a fun weekend planned because it's my birthday/anniversary on Monday. To celebrate, we're going to do a giveaway so I can bring attention to myself and garner birthday wishes! So check back Monday morning and act surprised.)

7 comments:

Shari said...

I had to share the hamburger dress with all my fb buddies. I guess for Halloween I could go as a Big Mac? LOL

Your Freaky Friday post just made my day lots better. And it's not even 8am yet. :)

Kathy said...

Those jean panties/shorts look just like the new Huggies jean diapers. Awesome.

Jeanne said...

*sigh*

I just love Freaky Friday.

And getting fashion advice from you.

Arienette said...

Does that dress come without the cheese? We're dairy-free.


(we call them fuzzy-vulva's in our house, which is possibly more than you wanted to know. You're welcome for that mental image. Consider it my birthday present to you. You're welcome)

Jenna said...

Jae, did you know that Gaga FELL while she was wearing those boot-things?? I saw it on TMZ. Yes, I watch TMZ occasionally. Ok, like almost every day. Google it; you'll laugh hysterically.

Charity said...

So I just had to check out the crazy womans fall. And yes it is definitely histarical! Serves her right for being utterly ridiculous! I hope she banged her head, maybe she'll get some sense yet...?

Jae said...

Haha Charity. I totally looked it up too. Unfortunately, if she banged her head she'd wear a head bandage as an accessory because that's just the way she is.

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