Freaky Friday

Woo hoo Friday! I have work to do and then I'm off to gossip and eat food with friends while "scrapbooking". I never bring anything to scrapbook because I just sit there and run my mouth about Lady Gaga. Sounds good to me!!





This looks like it was once a wedge sandal, just hanging around and minding its own business and WHAM someone stuffed a leather sock into it. PS I am imagining how awesome that would be to put on your sweaty foot. SHUDDER.


Clearly from the 2010 Betty Rubble line. Who wears this? Why was in on sale 70 percent off?



This was listed as an Editor's Pick. Pick for what? Boxy weirdness? And the fringe, OH the fringe. Put some beads on it and you've got my entire wardrobe for the summer I was seven.



Also an Editor's Pick. No offense, Editor, but you are kind of one-note, wouldn't you say?



Yay! Awkward tin turtleneck dress! I totally understand why this model asked for the top half of her face to be cut off.


Silver straps AND a collar AND a weird face AND I want to punch it.


My sister in law sent me these. Is it weird that my first thought was about smuggling food into the movie theater?


I would while away the hours, conversin' with the flowers.... what? I can only assume this woman's pants are stuffed with straw.

I will be forever grateful for the crappiness of fashion. Now, go, have fun this weekend. I'm FOR SURE not shopping this weekend because I have hospital stuff. BUT! I'm starting the countdown for Memorial Day sales. Get ready to see some awesome Jae Tests the Trends coming up here soon!