Revisiting: Capri Alternatives, or That Girl That I Hate

So I KNOW this is a repost, but I thought I'd revisit the whole capri debate. Especially since I'm leaving on vacation TODAY and still need to make a batch of muffins. MUFFINS! Since when am I so domestic?

Before I repost this, I'd like to reiterate when I dislike capris. I dislike when they cut across the widest part of your leg. That automatically makes your leg look short and wide. If you want to wear capris or their kinder, gentler cousins, crops, make sure they cut across the slimmer part of your ankle.

This post sparked all sorts of debate last time around, but I stand by my opinion. Let's try this again!

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It's no secret that I really, really dislike capri-pants. I totally own a pair of pants that can be rolled and tied into capris, but does that really count? Doubt it. Here are some of the reasons I think capris are the modern mom's worst enemy.

1) They make you look stumpy because they cut your leg off at the chubby-calf area.

2) They are always made of some wishy washy fabric like linen or polyester. And in light, unflattering colors like white. And they have those awful slits in the side. Ugh.

3) They are never worn properly. Ill-fitting t-shirts and thick-soled flip flops abound.

4) They scream frumpalicious. And, bonus reason they make your butt look like a flat pancake. Which would be okay if pancake butts are in. Alas, they are not.

5) I once worked with a girl who wore capris and flip flops EVERY DAY to the office, no matter the weather. They made her look three feet tall and develop severe cankles. She ALWAYS pairs them with a horizontally striped shirt and subsequently ruined my day every time I saw her... which was every day. Also, she sometimes was nice to me, and sometimes was evil, so it created sad feelings which were related to the capris.

Is that enough reason for you?

I understand why moms enjoy the capri pant (which by the way, is any pant that ends anywhere between below the knee to mid-shin. Anything longer is considered a crop, which I quite enjoy in the right context.)


These are awful. And an abomination in my sight. Be gone, stumpifying pant-wear!

I see. They are cool in the summer, when you don't want to wear heavy jeans. They are easy to wear, and you can pair them with fug sandals. But I contest that capris should not be your only choice when it comes to summer wear, even if you are trying to hide your post-partum ham-thighs. (I've been there, friend.) Dresses, skirts and shorts are all totally adorable and put together, without looking so very PTA.

Ch-check it out.

Items in this set:
Miso Ditsy Cute Dress, 25 GBP
Forever21.com - Damsel Sweater Cardigan, $20
Hoodies & Jackets « Off The Wall Clothing
Frye Carson Pull On, $350
Fashion Handbags, Wallets, Totes - Teens - Vanity, $27

Okay, so the boots are pricey, but can I tell you how much I LOVE summer dresses with a harder edge? This type of outfit will be much cooler than capris in the hot weather, not to mention you'll look smokin' hot AND right at home at a Tim McGraw concert. Try doing boots or flats with a light cotton-y dress that you've belted for definition. Can't you see this shopping at the local craft fair? LOVE. PS, how awesome are craft fairs in general? I love summer and the wacky stuff people try and sell, I really do. Anyhow. I know that the first time you wear a dress on a Wednesday you're going to be feel weird and dressed up. This is normal. Keep trying.

Items in this set:
Red ruched sleeve top, 19 GBP
dandelion bowtie skirt, $47
Roxy 'Only a Girl' Handbag (Girls), $32
Mod Retro Indie Clothing & Vintage Clothes, $28
Vintage style pearl ring, £8, Asos | Asos April Drop | InStyle UK

I LOVE skirts in the summer. This one is tres adorable with its nautical print, right? Anyway, see how summery and adorable it looks? And it gives you a chance to show off the long line of your leg, not the chopped off thick part that a pair of capris accentuates. The best part about skirts is you can wear them with a tee during the day, and pop on better accessories for a date night or bbq-type get together. Also, this outfit makes me want to go for a vintage bike ride in the city. I don't have a vintage bike. Also, I live closer to cows than city. But still.

Items in this set:
Sunny cotton V-neck cardigan, $160
American Eagle AE Women's Plaid Camp Shirt Blue Plaid, $35
Khaki linen long shorts, 18 GBP
Flats|Shoes:Women's Casual Flats, Sexy Flats, Black Flats,White Flats,..., $14
Candice Stud Tote, $27

Don't worry, uber-casual girls! I didn't forget about you. Shorts are totally fine for the summer. I love me a good pair of cargo or walking shorts. Just make sure they stop BEFORE the knee-cap, or you'll land back in stumps0ville. Shorts can make you look unbalanced when they are cut too slim, so look for a cuff or detail around the bottom to help balance the look out. I like to pair my shorts with something more substantial up top to avoid looking like a camp counselor (I wore an outfit like this one grocery shopping the other day. I might have been pushing the summer thing just a little). Wear with flats, flip flops or wedges and you are totally set.

So, have I talked anyone out of capris yet? Please say I have. I promise I will leave my pants unrolled if you promise to try a summer skirt? Deal? K.